Noble House Restaurant in Chislehurst

Reviews

1. elaine adams ★☆☆☆☆

   # DON’T EAT THE (NO)PRAWN TOAST!!! Ordered mixed hors d’oeuvres previously and the prawn toast was disgusting. It was just full of wheat; No prawn. after an offer of a £3 refund I finally got the prawn toast replaced today with the rest of my order, as I just ordered it again. I Have done a video and it’s disgusting. There’s no prawn in it whatsoever. I don’t know whether they’ve done it on purpose! this is NOBLE HOUSE in Chislehurst. I’ve been going here for 11 years and it’s getting worse and worse and the customer service from the lady at the desk is appalling.

   almost 8 months ago
2. Luiz Gustavo Friedrich ★★★★★

   Some reviews don’t make justice to their food now, the new owner improved a lot compared to the others , love the food and the friendly service of the lady that takes the orders.

   almost 9 months ago
3. P M ★☆☆☆☆

   STAY AWAY AT ALL COSTS!! 1. We got sick to the core by eating just one portion of starters, smelled like poop the food, horrible food - wouldn’t even offer to stray animals! 2. They charged twice on separate cards for the same bill (tried to con by saying one dint go through but it did. I had to chase up my bank for refund!) 3. The lady was soooo rude I would rather go hungry than buy food from her The whole place is soooo dogdy! Stay away stay safe

   almost 11 months ago

1. Alex Chapman ★☆☆☆☆

   my friend went in the shop and one off the staff said such a rude comment over her weight. would definitely not go back how rude and the food isn’t good either.

   1 year ago
2. Kay Cloke ★★☆☆☆

   Can’t really comment on the service and atmosphere as it was a takeaway ordered over the phone. Not eaten here for a couple of years and thought we would try it again. Wasn’t nice at all. Chicken satay was dry, chips were hard, nothing had any taste. If I thought it would get me anywhere I would ring and complain. Was a waste of money as most of it ended up in the bin

   1 year ago
3. zzz ★★★★★

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   almost 3 years ago

1. Henry Slennett ★★☆☆☆

   Went to order food from menu, when I called back to query price, I was told website prices were 10 years out of date! Not good business

   almost 3 years ago
2. Eve Smart ★★★★★

   Really good value for money, food is tasty and quick service. Staff are always polite, my go to Chinese takeaway

   almost 3 years ago
3. Caz H ★★★★★

   Last min take away …. Fantastic staff, fabulous food, we will return

   almost 3 years ago

1. Henny Susanty ★★★★★

   Foods are in standard portion, very fresh n delicious.. very convenient as provided Home Delivery service within 2-3 miles

   almost 4 years ago

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