Ernst Kästle
★☆☆☆☆
My goodness, am I peeved! Myself and an associate, whom I shall not name as she has a very high profile career in the military, entered this "convenience store" in pursuit of some rolling tobacco--or, as my associate would call it, "baccy". The strange man at the counter gave us Marlboro Gold after we asked for the cheapest option. It is abundantly clear to me now that this was far from the cheapest option, leading me to believe that he is one of Fallowfield's most prolific scam artists and swindlers. My associate began to verbally attack me when we got home for my "economic incompetence". I will only return if I desperately want some Rustlers burgers, which I often enjoy as a late night snack. Yum yum.