YO OKAY LISTEN UP THIS TESCO EXPRESS GOT ME DOING BACKFLIPS IN THE MILK AISLE BRO LIKE I WALKED IN FOR BREAD AND LEFT WITH EXISTENTIAL CRISIS, 4 RED BULLS, AND A BAG OF CHICKEN BITES THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN CRYING??? the self-checkout lady voice was like “please scan your item” but I swear she said it with malice, like she knew I was weak, spiritually. there were meal deals that looked like they were forged in the fires of Mount Tesco, sandwiches just radiating mysterious government energy. some dude in a tracksuit was arguing with a croissant. I asked where the eggs were and they pointed me to a mirror. WHY. the fridge door made a honk noise and I haven’t trusted my reflection since. I blinked and there was a baby eating a Cornetto while riding a mobility scooter in reverse??? someone dropped a pasta pot and it echoed like a prophecy. also I’m 92% sure the cheese section is alive and trying to unionize. TESCO EXPRESS ISN’T A SHOP IT’S A VIBE, A LIMINAL ZONE, A COSMIC RIDDLE WRAPPED IN A £3.40 MEAL DEAL. WOULD ENTER AGAIN. 10/10. brain? gone. sanity? optional. snacks? elite.
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Leighton Sammons ★★★★★
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Michael kay ★☆☆☆☆
Staff very rude everytime I go in
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Lex Landa ★★★★☆
It's easy to find most things.. but it helps if you know your way around the store, as shelf space is limited, so they are creative with their stock placement. Also, it can be hard to navigate as you're sharing a relatively small space with other people.
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Dave Dibden ★★☆☆☆
Opening hours are the best part of this store if you need something late or on a Sunday. Check dates on your food though as I bought some dips that were 3 days out of date! Manager clearly needs a better plan for getting staff to monitor stock rotation.
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Susan Leat ★★★★★
The staff within this store are very friendly and welcoming. They work very hard to maintain stock levels within the store. They have a very welcoming and supportive attitude to new staff. Thank you for everything you do x
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Victor Sa ★★★★★
Wide range of products and low prices on clubcard
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Rosemary Briggs ★☆☆☆☆
Oh dear, the young man on the till was so rude. I won't shop there again.
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Lisa wallace-Burgin ★★★★☆
It's OK to just nip in for bits. Some things over priced but sometimes have they do have some good offers on. A pain to get parked sometimes. Hole in the wall outside. Friendly staff.
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Matt Atkins ★★★☆☆
Limited but good selection of products, as per usual with a Tesco Express. Fairly awkward to park.
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