Jade Bird
★☆☆☆☆
We are on a journey to holiday along very narrow and extreme country networks, one of your beloved drivers has just obnoxiously rammed their bonnet through the bushes to avoid any polite contact with any other cars including myself; it was a near miss and have me quite the fright. I do not appreciate this abundance of disrespect at all. If I could give zero stars I would, blimey, this certain quite large individual was shocking, it was worse than the thrill of a rollercoaster. Now, I bloody hate rollercoasters. From this polite description and notification of events, I expect a sincere apology and most importantly a hefty cheque of condolences for my future therapy to get over this obscene behaviour. Not thanks