I walked into the co-op store, A place I thought I’d simply explore. But chaos greeted me, oh what a sight, A man so wide, blocking the light. Like a truck with legs, he stood his ground, And I, in my path, could not be found. "Make way!" he yelled, his face turned red, A tomato’s hue, as though he’d been fed. He wanted his baked goods, and his time to chew, His “funny tummy time,” whatever that’s due. But I wasn’t ready to step aside, So I walked straight on, with nothing to hide. But then, a worker grabbed me tight, Dragged me away, into the night. A lecture followed, long and dull, Like watching paint dry in the rain—so full. "They have the right of way," they said, As if this wisdom filled my head. But all I wanted was something sweet, Cherry condoms, my simple treat. In the end, they weren’t to be found, So I left the co-op with a frown. Zero stars, if I could rate, A lesson learned I’d not appreciate.
Contacts & Location
📍 Address: 51-59 Fore Street, Saltash PL12 6AL, United Kingdom
📞 Phone: +44 1752 843161
🌐 Website: coop.co.uk
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Reviews
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fdgd fcb ★☆☆☆☆
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soobsab ★★☆☆☆
I walked in the store, and what did I find? A smell so foul, it nearly made me blind. Like used socks mixed with a chimpanzee's lair, It hit me so hard, I gasped for fresh air. The staff, all entranced, in a hive-like trance, Mumbled of Dodgy Dave in some eerie dance. Curious, I asked, but I couldn’t stay long, The stench was so bad, I needed to be strong. I tried for the freezer, but fate had a twist, I was dragged to a room that I couldn’t resist. There stood an old man in a trench coat so grand, With glasses so large, they barely could stand. "I'm Dodgy Dave, king of co-op's domain," He grinned as he spoke, though it caused me some pain. He offered me donuts with no jam inside, Two quid for the taste, which I just couldn’t abide. But then came his offer, quite strange, I admit— “There’s a hole in the bakery, for sausages to fit.” He winked and he licked his lips with great glee, I could barely stand it, but off I did flee. To the bakery I rushed, though it felt quite absurd, To stick sausages in a hole was the word. Just as I prepped, a commotion arose, Four cops barged in, demanding Dodgy Dave’s clothes. I stayed loyal, not willing to betray, "He's at Morrisons," I pointed and swayed. Dodgy Dave, quite pleased, said with a smile so wide, "You can use the sausage hole whenever you decide." The store, a mere two, a rating so grim, But the sausage hole, a five out of ten, it’s not dim. I wouldn’t go back, but one thing’s quite clear, The sausage hole’s a treasure, I hold it dear.
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Laura Damante ★★★★☆
Jess, Maria, Toby and the rest of the team are friendly and super helpful. My only issue is the tall man who insists on radioing to the entire floor when I buy wine on a Friday that “watch out, a 15 year old schoolgirl is attempting to buy alcohol” …. I’m 36. Super creepy.
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Liam Fitzpatrick ★☆☆☆☆
They keep putting prices up every day. Also 90% of the offers most of the time. The shelves are empty whilst on offer. Pirate service. & not even a smile. Customer communication is disgraceful.
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Karl Sweeney ★★★★★
Easily the best Coop in the SE Cornwall and Plymouth area. The wine collection is unbeatable for choice and price and the fresh food range is excellent. Staff are always brilliant.
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Helen Taylor-Hollis ★★★★★
Good quality food thats affordable. Little moan is very low on stock on some items so limited choice today. However I got most of my shopping there and staff are always lovely too
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Victoria May ★★★★★
Our local Coop is part of the hub in our local community. Friendly, helpful and kind staff who are always willing to go the extra mile in these difficult times. An important and valuable place especially for the older members in our community, the Coop is a supermarket you can trust! Great doughnuts too!
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Hilaire Lynnette ★★★★★
Lovely, friendly little shop. Staff are very helpful especially towards their more elderly customers. Carrys a good range of products & was impressed to see they even had FODMAP friendly products.
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What is the address of Co-op Food - Saltash?
Co-op Food - Saltash is located at 51-59 Fore Street, Saltash PL12 6AL, United Kingdom
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You can contact Co-op Food - Saltash at +44 1752 843161
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