Trilogy Nightclub High Wycombe Night Club in High Wycombe

Reviews

1. Bruh Chad ★☆☆☆☆

   Was alright until this 40 year old looking bald guy came over and tried recording us and him to make it look like we were dancing with him, we decided to walk away and continue on with the night, later on I was finishing up in the toilet trying to wash my hands but the same guy was standing there recording himself screaming out "let's go!" And doing this weird dance where he spun around awkwardly, I'm not sure what it is with this guy but I think he goes often cause I went another with my mates and saw him again, luckily managed to avoid him that time. Drinks were overpriced too, music a bit shit.

   almost 7 months ago
2. Mike Kent ★☆☆☆☆

   I've had enough of the 5ft 6 bald man dressed in Hawaiian shirts who I see every time I go. Constantly asking my friends if they want to "whine" on him and he is seemingly always sober, even late into the night, which wouldn't necessarily be a problem if my friends weren't much younger than him (we are in our late teens and he's pushing 26) and drunk. If he's not stood alone in the corner filming himself or strangers he's making people feel uncomfortable. The management seem unwilling to do anything about him which is concerning as I'm scared of what he would do to us.

   almost 7 months ago
3. Bob Schmidt ★★★★★

   Had a pretty sensational night at the Trilogy, right up until I headed to the loo and just froze like, what’s going on? In the corner was this bald guy with slightly odd-shaped ears, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, Diet Coke in hand, leaning over what honestly looked like a Winnie the Pooh teddy propped on the counter. He also kept drifting into our group photos like he was auditioning to be our long-lost uncle, then he zeroed in on my mate’s girlfriend. He literally tailed her halfway to the bathroom, leaned against the wall, and as soon as she stepped out he jumped right back into his rambling. At one point he was filming me dancing until I asked him to knock it off. He just blinked at me and muttered, “What’s going on… sensational… sensational,” like he was rehearsing lines for some weird vlog. We honestly thought he might have some condition, so we didn’t make a scene. But later we found out, at least in this fictional tale, he’s supposed to be some kind of bargain-bin influencer, and apparently loads of other people have had similar run-ins with him. Whole scene felt bizarre, like I’d walked into the wrong universe, but aside from that weird moment, the night was spot on.

   almost 7 months ago

1. Adam Edmunds ★★★☆☆

   The club its self wasn’t bad, door staff / bar staff were friendly enough. Drinks were a little expensive later in the night as it seemed the price went up after maybe 10pm ? I did also see this guy many others have mentioned in their reviews, skinny bald guy aged around 40 ? He did at one point pester a couple of the ladies we were with and asked for photos with them. We politely asked him to leave us alone and he didn’t cause us any more issues.

   almost 7 months ago
2. Alex Holbourn ★☆☆☆☆

   There was some bald guy seemingly high on Diet Coke that kept throwing his elbows around and generally scaring the huzz. He was by himself all night, but kept telling anyone who would listen about how his dad owned a global photography empire and that he could ‘buy you’, while occasionally bursting into tears. We left pretty quickly. The shot girls were 10/10, but honestly nothing could salvage the night after that.

   almost 8 months ago
3. DK ★☆☆☆☆

   Absolutely terrible! Bouncers are bullies - Will gaslight you into thinking you’ve done something wrong when you haven’t.

   almost 3 years ago

1. Aisha ★☆☆☆☆

   Rubbish music 99% of the time, bouncers are AWFUL and do not care about anyone’s safety; especially young girls. Drinks double in price after 12pm. Would avoid like the plague, it’s bad when the bouncers cant even do their jobs properly to the point where police have to make sure someone was okay after the bouncers kicked them out ALONE out without their things & being allowed to notify anyone that she was with. Vile bouncers. Staff inside are nice, that’s about it. Haven’t been back in over 2 months, and don’t plan on it either.

   almost 3 years ago
2. Tony Buckle ★☆☆☆☆

   So, turned up tonight, wanted a few beers and a dance. The bouncers turned us away because it’s student night??? Keep the good work up and keep losing good customers . So I am 44 years old But apparently we aren’t allowed because it’s purely students. What an absolute joke.maybe look at the your rules and if you want the business.

   almost 3 years ago
3. Babar Taimoor ★☆☆☆☆

   I had just moved into the area and I was told this was a local mosque. I had got in there and was shocked at the imam serving out alcohol to my Islamic brothers. I was confused as to why there were women under dressed here too. I then realised this was a test from Allah. It was either deen or dunya......and I had to make the choice. I had seen some people singing on the stage and I thought I would perform the Azaan on stage. I had gone to read it but then was stopped by a man who looked like my uncle who despite being a muslim always went to nightclu-.................oh. Would not recommend.

   almost 3 years ago

1. michael shaw ★☆☆☆☆

   Been to trilogy a couple times with friends and it’s always turned out to a great night but last night was appalling, we were outside in the smoking area and all i heard was a cup bounce across the floor from what someone else had chucked, next minute a bouncer grabs me up and chucks me about and i’m left outside not being allowed back in which is just totally unacceptable for something i didn’t even do. bouncers taking advantage of their power over other people as usual, trilogy would actually be a better club if they had better bouncers that don’t take advantage of you.

   almost 3 years ago

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