The Sixth Form College College, University in Farnborough

Reviews

1. Mason Jackobry ★★★☆☆

   I was walking into college in my brand new Nike alphafly 3 in size 10 that I had just purchased from jd sports. Then, within the blink of an eye I see all 500 security guards rush over to me with great haste wielding pitchforks, torches and scissors. The main one, the one they call the general, roundhouse kicked me and pinned me to the floor while his goons grabbed my legs and ripped the new gripper covers off my feet leaving them exposed and naked against the harsh November winds. They ran off chanting whilst they held them up in the air presumably bringing them back to there security cult where they worship there mighty Collection of laced shoes. They even took my pet snake sir gilton glizzy eater as they mistook him for a giant shoelace. Will miss my son and my new shoes. Canteen food is alr tho

   almost 8 months ago
2. Jack ★★★★★

   Lovely place really, great staff. Unfortunately had to spend a considerable amount of money on shoelaces during my time here.

   almost 8 months ago
3. Lev Onischenko ★★★★★

   I don't even go to this college, just walked in on open day and their security took my shoelaces. Definitely will wear velcro shoes if I decide to go, or maybe flip flops.

   almost 9 months ago

1. heinz ★★★★★

   great college i just dont get why every time i come into the college the security takes my shoe laces, apparently shoe laces could lead to inside threats to the college??? I have now spent over 500 quid when im poor enough as a college student on laces just because every day these pesky security gards keep stealing my laces. Also one of them spat on me, aside from that college is good

   almost 9 months ago
2. jane shajort ★★★★★

   me and my mate were walking up john guy and the "general" (super security guard) seemed to notice that my friend's shoelaces were a bit loose. Me and my friend shared eye contact for a split second, and from there it went drastically downhill. The general effortlessly grabbed onto his right shoe, and with a angelic effect, lifted the poor boy off the ground. Screams echoed the john guy corridors but it was all in vain. The shoe was taken, but the dignity was stripped too. There was no coming back from this. My friend yelled "COBRA KAI!!" and descended down the staircase, never to return. I have not seem him since that eventful day, but people say that he watches from the shadows, ready to pounce at the general at any given moment. 10/10, would recommend!!!

   1 year ago
3. Lily ★☆☆☆☆

   Terrible college, my child needed help with maths and his tutor told us at parents evening 'I don't have time for this, get a private tutor if you want them to pass' what's the point in sending them to a supposedly average college. Ended up paying for a maths and physics tutor who gave my child support. This is just one thing after an other. Just awful college, have absolutely no interest in student welfare.

   almost 3 years ago

1. Robert Kwiatkowski ★★★★★

   Unique! Thanks to some good advice, I come to the school in shoes with no laces or ideally flip flops.

   almost 3 years ago
2. the mappening ★★★★★

   My friend tried to enter with his shoelaces undone, and as you can see, it did not go well for him. The security approached him immediately, whispering "Hello friend." It was at this moment that he knew it was over. Violently, they grabbed his shoes, ripping them off and throwing him to the ground. As his head hit the tarmac with a deafening “thump”, the guard winked, muttering to himself, “another fine addition to my collection.” He hasn’t been the same since, 10/10 would recommend.

   almost 4 years ago
3. Boris Johnson ★★★★★

   I was once a participant at this college a few long ponders ago and I am disgusted at the lack of respect and dignity towards my quaint shoelaces. Upon my grand arrival, I was swarmed by buff security guards and they revoked me of my possessions, namely my beloved shoelaces and forced me to watch them grind them to smitherines with their mighty chompers. I will be telling my father in an instant!

   almost 4 years ago

1. Steve Stevenson ★★★★★

   I made the mistake of wearing shoes to college and the security grabbed me, held me down, poured vodka all over my feet and set my shoelaces on fire! they were chanting and walking in circles around me, I think they have a shoelace cult. 10/10 would recommend, gonna join the cult now. bye.

   almost 4 years ago

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