The restaurant should be closed down. Keep it as a bar and stop serving grotesque food. Truly one of the worst meals we have ever had in our lives. My friends and I booked a bottomless brunch and were not aware that they were only running a "festive menu" - which had 3 options for the starter and the main. This was not advertised online. Had we know we likely would have booked somewhere else. Well, where do I even start. The salmon "en croute" came minus the croute...just a cremated salmon filet alongside roasted veg (no greens as advertised). The turkey dinner "with all the trimmings" was abysmal, trimmings included some roasted veg and one burnt miniature pig in blanket. The roasted butternut squash was literally just that, with zero seasoning, some rock hard overcooked quinoa and the "creamed spinach" was merely some oversteamed soggy spinach. The "bill" came (a handwitten note...says it all really) and they tried to overcharge us. The service was beyond strange, a 14 y/o boy brought our meals over and said "I haven't got a clue what this is" when he put it in front of us. The only saving grace was they offered extra drinks/shots to compensate, which meant staying in a restaurant even longer than we wanted to and getting so drunk on empty stomachs that we headed to the nearest KFC which was michelin star in comparison.
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Fiona M ★☆☆☆☆
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mandy love ★★★★★
Had a very nice lunch with friends. Both Lesley and Demi were very attentive and polite. Will definitely be returning again.
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clo mclennan ★★★★★
French martini Ibiza brunch was so much fun. They was really accommodating for allergies, gluten and vegan options. The hosted an amazing event which was used to celebrate my hen do. Everyone had a brilliant time! The staff are all so lovely especially Dan and Lou! Great atmosphere and music!
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Kerry Power ★★★★★
Had a fabulous lunch today of Monkfish. Absolutely delicious and the attention to detail and taste was amazing. Would certainly visit again and recommend it.
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Terry Cox ★★★★★
Had a great afternoon lunch/ tea...really good service and plenty of food and good selection of beverages and drinks. Good selection of sandwiches/savoury/sweets in addition you can order of the brunch menu which again is extensive..will be going again for sure
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