Hull Trinity House Academy School in Hull, Kingston upon Hull

Reviews

1. Derp Zerphz ★★★★★

   i think its good, i wouldn't know as I don't go there. cringe

   almost 3 years ago
2. Rob ★☆☆☆☆

   I applied for a job at this school via the Trust online site. I didn't even get a confirmation that my application was unsuccessful, I contacted the school for an explanation but received no response. I do hope they teach their students better manners! It's a shame because I doubt the old Trinity School would have acted this way.

   almost 3 years ago
3. KUDSKI ★★★★★

   Very good school the teachers are very nice to NO ONE!

   almost 4 years ago

1. Alex Cartwright ★★★★★

   Guide on how to survive Hull Trinity House Academy: 1) ALWAYS make sure you have the patented Trinity Trim™ (short back and sides, no less than a 2) or else you'll be chased around by the Trinity Trimmer, who will trim more than just your hair... 2) Avoid open air ducts or tiles, especially on the 7th floor or you'll be dragged down to the Tickle Room, where you'll meet the Trinity Tickler, rumored to be the former [REDACTED] who'll proceed to tickle your bal- 3) Students must avoid direct LOS with the car park at ALL times or the reanimated corpse of an SS officer will game end you. (Ps. If you see the glint of a scope its already too late; pray to whatever god you believe in for a painless death) 4) Don't be caught outside of lesson by Mr.B, or you'll be shot by a Carbon-Fibre state of the art harpoon gun laced with mercury and cyanide and dragged to isolation. 5) Never blend your hamster, it isn't worth it... 6) There are cryogenic pods underneath the school housing the former principals; no-one has ever found the entrance, and trust me, it's better that way. 7) The ascension ceremony has nearly been complete... All that is now needed are a few more... believers... 8) Hitler 9) 01010010 01110101 01101110 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101001 01101100 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01110100 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110

   almost 4 years ago
2. Dylan Rowson ★★★☆☆

   It's alright, teachers are alright, could be better with the Officer-ship but you can't have everything can you?

   more 7 years ago

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