Thorpe Park Resort Chertsey

Reviews

1. Leo Rose ★★★☆☆

   Many rides are rough and deteriorating. It feels like most of the attention is on hyperia and all the other coasters are quite rough. However, unlike towers, they give you a fast track if the ride closes while you are in the queue. The rules on smoking/vaping are not enforced in most queues and I have seen many people smoke right next to no smoking signs. The rides are great for thrill seekers but if you don't like roughness avoid most rides.I stayed in a hyperia cabin which came with fast passes but it was a bit cramped on the top bunk. Edit:'Saw the ride' feels like a washing machine and not in a good way like the smiler, I come off with a painfull head 50 percent of the time.

   almost 6 months ago
2. DannyBoy ★★★★★

   One of the best theme parks I've visited so far. Second best in the UK but is home to the best rollercoaster in the UK, Hyperia. It is absolutely amazing, the food is great and the views on and off of the coasters are amazing. My ranking list of the rollercoasters: 1. Hyperia 2. Swarm 3. Stealth 4. Nemesis Inferno 5. Colossus 6. Saw 7. The Walking Dead: The Ride 8. Flying fish. Honourable mentions: Tidal wave (Best water ride in the UK). Detonator. Zodiac. Samurai. Vortex. Rush. I'd definitely recommend the park to any thrill seekers and even if you aren't you should give the coasters and other rides a try.

   almost 7 months ago
3. James Roberts ★★★★☆

   Visited on Sunday, 2 November 2025 and had a great day overall. The atmosphere and theming were brilliant. Hyperia was stunning, though both my friend and I (in our thirties) had neck pain after one ride and ended up taking paracetamol, so it might be worth reviewing comfort. One staff member at the curry outlet was unnecessarily rude when I asked her to repeat herself, which took the shine off things. The small Stranger Things shed looked amazing - I would love to see that expanded into a full attraction in the future!

   almost 8 months ago

1. Natalie Mayhew ★★★★★

   The attraction was amazing. We went for fright night and the actors where so nice. Creature campus looked after my niece for me when I went on a ride with my boys because she wasnt feeling up to it and sung happy birthday to her which made her feel so happy to be there. I really recommend coming its a great day out with the family and definitely come for fright night. The food was amazing 100% recommend food. Staff was great. Actors amazing. Survival games scare maze breathe takingly amazing although sometimes you do get split up from the group. We went on a Thursday so it wasn't as busy and the ride queues weren't really long. The actors remembered my niece all through the night and everytime we saw them they would say hello. Also Connie and rattlesnack and all the Frank's are so wonderful and nice. My niece's name is bethany.

   almost 8 months ago
2. Matthew Barrett ★★★★★

   Absolutely brilliant day out… took my son (11) as he had an inset day and it was excellent. The rides were epic, Swarm was our favourite as it was so smooth but Stealth was incredible. We paid £66 for us two (with vouchers) and it was worth every penny. Can’t wait to revisit

   almost 3 years ago
3. Clear The Lot ★★★★★

   Great Theme Park for all the family to enjoy, though its mainly aimed at thrill ride seekers and older children / adults. Queues can be long, though luckily on the day we went it wasn't too bad. I would recommend using fast track where possible to maximize your day of getting in as many rides as possible. If you don't like getting wet avoid tidal wave at all costs ..... there's no hiding from getting absolutely soaked ! Though refreshing on a hot sunny day : ) Definitely worth a visit.

   almost 3 years ago

1. Adela Stanescu ★★★★★

   Waiting times to get in were ridiculously long, almost 2 hours, so I recommend planning ahead and arriving early. Waiting times before each ride range from 5 minutes to 2 hours, having the Thorpe Park app installed on your phone is essential to plan your day. In a whole day managed only 4 rides and one of them had to be fast tracked otherwise wouldn't have happened. Other than that, great fun!

   almost 3 years ago
2. Ella Bella ★★★★☆

   If it was just for me I would have rated it 5 stars... but I visited with my partner and him being slightly larger, he couldn't do some of the rides, and the ones he could it was pretty uncomfortable for him. The website gives restraint measurements but we didn't think they were 100% accurate. But we did pick the best time of of year, queue times were really short :)

   almost 4 years ago

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