Wish I’d read the reviews. Pictures on the reviews are pretty accurate. Chow mein was fine. Dumplings and salt and pepper chicken were really not great. Expensive for what it is and won’t be going back.
Ordered, beef chow mein, salt and pepper prawns, prawn curry, egg fried rice. All i can say is the food was vile. It was lukewarm. It was tasteless. I will NEVER spend my hard earned money on this establishment. Absolutely disgusting tasteless food.
Don’t order from here. I was going to order online but decided that it would be quicker to go in so I did so was slowish service. I ordered a vegetable chow mein and salt and pepper tofu, the tofu was undercooked, and didn’t taste of anything and the chow mein had some kind of meat in perhaps duck. Complete waste of money and time as didn’t end up eating either. Was also more expensive there than online.
We ordered our food at 7:23 and two hours later it still hadn't arrived. I have ordered food from here before the portions are ridiculously small and half of it is sauce. The customer service is rubbish. We called about three times and no answer. We had to cancel the order and fortunately we got our money back and a £10 voucher for deliveroo. Two of our riders cancelled because the food still wasn't prepared. Very unorganised, very displeased and a waste of time and money.
Avoid at all costs!!!!! just paid £35, ordered salt an chilli chicken and beef tiny portions no chicken and hardly any beef. Rang up to explain the issue and the restaurant said “sorry” and proceeded to hang up, 0/10.
My Daughter ordered a takeaway from here , for her brother who is in St Georges & the deliver roo man couldn't find the right place to deliver god might know why , its a bloody great hospital . It was to go to Atkinson Morley unit next to A & E easy to find , is this a con? Also they wont refund ! I am not happy . Sounds like a happy escape , if food is as bad as reviews, he proberly would gave got food poisoning & ended up in St Georges longer .
I had ordered pretty simple food. The fact they have mixture of Chinese and they should have been a warning. Szechuan beef was like a rubber never seen a single Szechuan pepper. The Tom yum soup was a dishwater with tomato swimming in it. Not even a hint of Lemmon grass or kefir lime. The food was over an hour late for delivery and I was sick the next day. Avoid this place like a plague!!!
Positive: The order arrived very swiftly and they gave us free prawn crackers, which was nice. Negative: Everything was quite cold upon arrival and the portions were smaller than what we would usually expect. The rice was sticky, which probably means that it had been sitting out for a while, and the beef was super tough.
They’re the best restaurant in the whole world. They’re not glamorous but they just do everything so, so well. You could have a three course meal there. You could have your anniversary there. 10/10
A very good range of dishes. All cooked freshly. The sauces lack richness of flavour and a thick sauce looked to have had excessive cornflour added. The egg fried rice was dark and had no pieces of egg i could see. The prices were expensive especially considering the overall quality. Also there were no pork dishes and the man at the desk really didn't seem to be interested in his customers and dealt with them at a very curious arm's length. I don't recommend this takeaway. A pity as I explained the menu is good
Beijing Noodles Balham is located at 250 Balham High Rd, London SW17 7AW, UK
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