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⭐☆☆☆☆ “The £15 Pen of Shame — A Truly Authentic German Experience” If you’ve ever wondered what it feels like to be livestock watching humans have fun, look no further! The £15 “cheap” ticket gets you exclusive access to the very back of the tent- a charming little enclosure I can only describe as a sheep pen, perfect for standing still and reflecting on your life choices while everyone else dances on tables. Oh, also, my cousin wasn’t allowed to bring her bag in (apparently larger than an A4 sheet)... EH?? On the bright side, it definitely felt German- in the strict, slightly authoritarian sense. So, full marks there!!