Motel in Bromley

“The Bromley Court Hotel was much better than we expected. Our room was comfortable and very clean. The staff were helpful and professional at reception and in the restaurant. We also had a really nice meal there. We will certainly come back next time we are in Bromley.”

“5-Star Stay at Premier Inn Simpson Road, Bromley What a lifeline this place was during a rough patch! After a frustrating run-in with Monzo (looking at you, Cookie Monster vibes), where I felt wrongly judged—like a criminal when I’m actually a pensioned-off Royal Marine Commando battling health woes—I rolled up here needing a reset. And reset they delivered, Per Mare Per Terram style. Natasha, Roni, and Ouqhiba? Absolute legends—caring, efficient, and spot-on, like the ultimate “good wife” squad every traveler dreams of when stress hits hard. They handled everything with warmth and zero judgment, reminding me of that timeless wisdom: Know thyself, love thyself, love thy neighbor, and never judge a book by its cover. True pros who turned my freeze-up into a thaw-out. The room was spotless and comfy, but the real MVPs were the seabass (flaky perfection) and crisp apple juice at dinner—simple, satisfying fuel for the soul. Revolut sorted my payments smoothly, no drama. Premier Inn, you nailed it. God bless you all—book here and breathe easy. 10/10, no hesitation.”

“My wife and I were in Bromley for just one night and we decided to stay here having done so quite a few years ago, and it is so convenient as it is centrally located within easy reach of the town centre, restaurants and pubs. We were very pleasantly surprised to find that the decoration and decor of the place had been kept as pristine as we recalled from our previous visit; there was no deterioration at all. Check-in was extremely quick, and we had a room at the back of the hotel away from the busy A21 road that runs passed the hotel at the front. We found that the room was exceptionally clean, as was the rest of the hotel. Our only slight gripe was that we found that the room a little hot while trying to sleep, but this is probably because we sleep in such a cold room, our preference, while at home. We took advantage of the underground car parking and we thought that the price paid for a full 24-hours was very reasonable especially for the obvious peace of mind that it gave us. Checkout the following morning was just a matter of putting the room card in a slot at the Reception Desk. All in all we thought that it was a very good choice to have made, especially at the cost which was very, very reasonable.”

“Convenient location. First I was given a room with funny smell ( smell of sweat) and they gave me another one that actually smelled really nice. Spacious bedroom. Great place to stay in the south.”

“Fantastic christmas party this evening. Great festive location. DJ was brilliant Food was delicious, very generous portions and hot. Excellent friendly attentive service. Would so recommend.”

“Warm welcome to a well-equipped room with huge bathroom. Fridge & microwave, jet tub, separate shower. Free parking (6 spaces only) in a nice area. Short walk to Co-op & restaurants.”

“Charming and characterful BnB offering an attentive and friendly service. Missed our breakfast slot and were called by reception who offered us room service instead which was a pleasant touch for our hungry bellies! Parking was easy, room was clean and the welcome was warm. Would stay again!”